10/20/07
The Errant Venture Notes….
7:23~Meeting is being set up. Everyone gets a seat…
~Amanda Rae
~Bobby
~Patrick
~Carolyn
~Bill (dressed up)
~Captain
~Rinde
~Nikki
~Debbie
~Kaylynn
~~Absent~~
~Markus
~Carolyn
~Jessica
7:25~ Talking about Kaylynn’s embarrassing moment, of farting while War Stud was here….eww….
7:26~ Kaylynn is called out to be the ship’s Wench, we might be forced to extend…or add to her punishment,
even though it is for a year.
7:28 Nikki and her family….we stole her, she is going to be a pirate. Lol.
7:30 Make a potato gun, but make it so that it fits nerf footballs, captain was in his thinking room when he came
up with it… thusly the toilet. The footballs will keep the trajectory. Potato Guns are illegal, but Nerf Guns would
work. Possibly small ones for tennis balls, for deck guns. Protect the flags. We can paint the tennis balls black
and make them “cannon balls”
7:31 Patrick gets a small pipe from West Virginia. It is made known that Patrick is the best sucker there is. And it’s
not the size of the pipe that matters, but how you suck on it. Patrick looks like Captain Nemo.
7:32 Articles are coming up next month, we all need to give our opinions. Nikki is a passenger. Bobby is a
passenger. Possibly held for ransom…So technically we can ransom her…whoo hoo… the people whose
household she is part of are the autocrats of Southern. We do need a galley wench. If they buy her back, we will
just steal her again. We take her, they can keep the kids.
7:35 Carolyn has a personal website, that has a link to our website. Her sister is going to use our site for a class.
The more links we get out there, the more people are going to see it, and say “holy shit that looks like fun”.
7:36 Rae needs flyers for her work for Pillage. For her coworkers to see, she has people interested in it. Possibly
kidnap people, catch them after they get off of work, kidnap them and bring them along.
7:38 Thomas, and Nikki, and possibly Amanda are going to Southern, in Winkleman.
7:40 Kaylynn will be passing out beers. For Patrick, and Carolyn, and Bobby.
7:40 Bill is beating other people’s kids
7:42 Bobby comes prepared with a pop-top for beers.
7:42 There won’t be any home-made wine for the carboy.
7:43 Bobby and Rae did “IT” (Rae can bounce, on-top, bottom, sideways every which way.)
7:44 As far as the articles go, everyone can go and view them on the website. The three seniors need to get
together ( ie. Thomas, Patrick, and Bill)
7:45 Bobby is being kidnapped for Fighter practice tomorrow. Fighting is at 4:00PM, Meeting is at 5:00PM. If you
are not fighting please wear garb.
7:46 Captain needs a count for people that need frogs, and gun holders, when he gets some more leather he will
start making baldrics. You can’t be a pirate without one.
7:48 Rinde was handsome in his blue shirt and pants, at War. Captain was trying to get him into the tent….Nikki
will share. Carolyn won’t share…. If anybody crosses a line, Patrick will shoot him. Bill doesn’t like bullets in him,
they hurt. Rinde is looking for a bee bee gun that looks like a pirate gun.
7:50 We are looking for a Mast… our ship is Mastless….cause Rinde said he would make one….and yeah
7:51 The wall around the ship. Rae has an idea for one that looks like twigs, all tied together, $54 for a 5ft wall…
We are kind of partial to the sheets painted like boards.
We need to get the big white beasts and check the pipes on it. They are bent, but they still work, we need to
figure out how many need to be replaced. Also need flags painted.
7:53 Capt. Device is being looked at, and his name is being passed.
7:53 We need to find someone that can buy the stuff for the banners. We need them soon for pillage. We are
going to go cheaper for right now, and worry about getting a kit later, the complete kit is around $50. It has a
whole bunch of different colors. It has 15 or 24 paint colors, it has the eye droppers, the little bottles for the
acrylic paint. Otherwise you have to buy everything separate. The two things that aren’t in the box, is the thing
you clean the silk with to get off the oils. And then the thing that you wash the silk in to make sure the silk isn’t
dyed in the was. We are not tie-dye pirates.
7:58 Turning the AC up break
7:59 We are not getting the frames yet. Carolyn has a make-shift frame, and one that she purchased which is the
frame kit and the extension kit (for the silk banners).
8:00 Capt. wants Rinde to get with him for a gorget.
8:00 We need to have a Pillage meeting soon. We are getting close and Rae has not cut any checks yet. We are
waiting on the insurance paperwork to be approved. Capt. has all the site paperwork in, it will show up on the next
Southwind.
8:03 Patrick has a device, name, all passed. They shouldn’t have a problem with Rae’s name, ‘cause hers is all
documented. Bill needs to submit, he’s not a member right now. As soon as he can he will do it.
8:05 Bill bled on Patrick’s banner… Rough sex….Patrick popped his cherry…Bill is not good at spotting things.
We’ll just get red paint from bill, poke him, get blood.
8:07 Rinde is being mean and stealing Beer, he doesn’t know not to take liquor from a Viking. (Nikki)
8:08 We should run in, and grab someone, and throw them over our shoulder and run out of Nikki’s encampment,
the cannons will come out, we’ll retreat. Nikki will be saying “No..dont...stop…don’t stop” putting up a show of
resistance.
8:09 Bill is a wimp when it comes to alcohol. Rinde is a wimp when it comes to beer.
8:13 We are an equal opportunity on the ship, we all share.
8:15 Jessica’s hentai is being passed around….
8:16 Bill broke his tooth on a jawbreaker, thinking it was a piece of gum, a few Halloweens ago.
8:17 Before Estrella, Capt. Wants to do an armor party, and making the cannons. We can make a 2x4’s in the
pattern of a cannon, and add wheels.
8:18 Get black material and make a ghost flag. Sam says “Hi”.
8:21 Bill is getting drunk
8:21 Not sure what we are doing for Halloween
8:23 We need to come up with a rank system. We need something that you will see from a distance…. So we
need something possibly bigger or flashier, not something put on the tabards, possibly a colored arm band. Stitch
Velcro on the sleeve. No fabric softener with Velcro (it destroys it).
Rinde suggests rank, by different cords, on the armbands. No looking gay…. We need ranks, and tabards.
8:27 Senior Officers meeting called for Patrick, Bill and Captain.
8:27 Meeting is now adjourned. The meeting was concluded with a chorus of “Ding Fries are Done” From Peter
Griffin of Family Guy.